Awkward Level 1000
Don't you hate it when you do something that makes your face turn red? Or you're that type of kid that doesn't care at all. yea. well. Here are some real life situations that happened...
1. History game with headphones - In history, we're playing a game which represents you as a president and you making important decisions during your term. You can wear headphones if you want, but most people didn't. I'm playing the game and out of no where my table mate just yells. "HEY JOSH WHAT'S YOUR APPROVAL RATING"...."dude you're being so loud, quiet down"....."WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU". At this point half the class is just staring at him, so he realizes he's being hecka loud and takes off his headphones to say "hey josh what's your approval rating" -_- bruh
2. Yard duties getting mad because we aren't picking up trash - This boi. Doesn't care about anything. Except for games. We are finishing up lunch and a yard duty comes by to tell him he has trash on the table that he needs to throw away, but he doesn't hear. I tell him to throw away his trash and he just drops it on the ground. Then he realizes there's a yard duty right there and just picks it up casually like nothing ever happened. Good job kiddo *pat on the back*
3. No realization to teacher telling everyone to be quiet - This happened in elementary school in 4th grade. I remember this very clearly. During class we are working on some arty assignment. Awkward silence (#1). Someone just says "awkward silence", and everyone starts talk again. Fast forward ten minutes. Another Awkward silence (#2). Someone different says "awkward silence", and everyone talks. Fast forward five minutes. ANOTHER AWKWARD SILENCE (jk nope, but I didn't know). The teacher walks in and everyone is silent. I couldn't see the door because I was in the back, so I yell (yes yell) "AWKWARD SILENCE", and realize nobody else is moving. Then the teacher blames someone else for saying awkward silence when she's talking. I'm like "shoot, pretend I didn't do nothing". Also, I was rich in class money so I just gave him some class money after class lol.
4."FINALLY" something I should NEVER say again - This one is in 3rd grade when we had our classroom carpet redone so it had this yucky smell. Our teacher tried to open the windows, but they hadn't been opened in forever, so she took about 5 minutes. On the first one, I yelled FINALLY, and realized I made a mistake. Everyone went silent and she stared at me, I stared back (I was stupid and fearless back then). To break the silence she said "Why don't you try muscle man?". I don't know why, but I got up and just touched the window once and went back to my seat.
5. Stay with the crowd duuud - We are at Disneyland, again, i'm a young version of myself. We go to this Thor superhero thingy where the legend says only one person who is a god can hold this hammer. I get chosen because WHY NOT. I'M STANDING IN THE FRONT AND THERE ARE ONLY 5 KIDS HERE. Well, I go up and tug at it. There's no way I can do this. My dad says "PULL IT" So there I am looking super stupid pulling it like 50 times without it moving. Obviously they made it that way, but I hated it. So, the "superhero" says HAH the legend is true, but with my help we can lift it together. He lifts it and the thing feels like its a plastic hollow hammer. Of course, to make money, they take a bunch of pics and i'm standing there awkwardly smiling thinking "this is stupid, how much does this actor make? Fifty bucks an hour watching kids tryna pull out this rigged hammer" THAT'S DISNEYLAND FOLKS.
Well, this post took a while, but I posted another week so HAH.
1. History game with headphones - In history, we're playing a game which represents you as a president and you making important decisions during your term. You can wear headphones if you want, but most people didn't. I'm playing the game and out of no where my table mate just yells. "HEY JOSH WHAT'S YOUR APPROVAL RATING"...."dude you're being so loud, quiet down"....."WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU". At this point half the class is just staring at him, so he realizes he's being hecka loud and takes off his headphones to say "hey josh what's your approval rating" -_- bruh
2. Yard duties getting mad because we aren't picking up trash - This boi. Doesn't care about anything. Except for games. We are finishing up lunch and a yard duty comes by to tell him he has trash on the table that he needs to throw away, but he doesn't hear. I tell him to throw away his trash and he just drops it on the ground. Then he realizes there's a yard duty right there and just picks it up casually like nothing ever happened. Good job kiddo *pat on the back*
3. No realization to teacher telling everyone to be quiet - This happened in elementary school in 4th grade. I remember this very clearly. During class we are working on some arty assignment. Awkward silence (#1). Someone just says "awkward silence", and everyone starts talk again. Fast forward ten minutes. Another Awkward silence (#2). Someone different says "awkward silence", and everyone talks. Fast forward five minutes. ANOTHER AWKWARD SILENCE (jk nope, but I didn't know). The teacher walks in and everyone is silent. I couldn't see the door because I was in the back, so I yell (yes yell) "AWKWARD SILENCE", and realize nobody else is moving. Then the teacher blames someone else for saying awkward silence when she's talking. I'm like "shoot, pretend I didn't do nothing". Also, I was rich in class money so I just gave him some class money after class lol.
4."FINALLY" something I should NEVER say again - This one is in 3rd grade when we had our classroom carpet redone so it had this yucky smell. Our teacher tried to open the windows, but they hadn't been opened in forever, so she took about 5 minutes. On the first one, I yelled FINALLY, and realized I made a mistake. Everyone went silent and she stared at me, I stared back (I was stupid and fearless back then). To break the silence she said "Why don't you try muscle man?". I don't know why, but I got up and just touched the window once and went back to my seat.
5. Stay with the crowd duuud - We are at Disneyland, again, i'm a young version of myself. We go to this Thor superhero thingy where the legend says only one person who is a god can hold this hammer. I get chosen because WHY NOT. I'M STANDING IN THE FRONT AND THERE ARE ONLY 5 KIDS HERE. Well, I go up and tug at it. There's no way I can do this. My dad says "PULL IT" So there I am looking super stupid pulling it like 50 times without it moving. Obviously they made it that way, but I hated it. So, the "superhero" says HAH the legend is true, but with my help we can lift it together. He lifts it and the thing feels like its a plastic hollow hammer. Of course, to make money, they take a bunch of pics and i'm standing there awkwardly smiling thinking "this is stupid, how much does this actor make? Fifty bucks an hour watching kids tryna pull out this rigged hammer" THAT'S DISNEYLAND FOLKS.
Well, this post took a while, but I posted another week so HAH.
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DeleteHahaha lol who was the one in #2 was it me or Naving lol
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