Weird Sports
Sorry for the late post I got lazy, but i'll try to make it up. I said try btw. This is an OFFICIAL review of sports, because i'm super official. Also, I need to stop writing in lists. I will write paragraphs instead of lists. *dab* STartING NExT POST!!!!*dabs again*. Anywayz, LeT'S GeT On!
1) Cheese Rolling: You literally roll cheese and people chase after it. A lot of people get hurt. Duhh. This event usually takes place at Cooper's Hill, Gloucester, UK. Honestly, it's a cringe, wtf, bruh, how does that even happen type of sport. The hill is pretty steep and when people run down to try and be first they usually do a bunch of front flips and stupid stuff. This one guy literally had his whole knee scraped from running down a hill. Bruh.
2) Extreme Ironing: AGAIN Weird, but obviously because this post is called "Weird Sports". Basically, you take your ironing boards to stupid places, for example on top of a cliff, and start to iron clothes on there. Stupid, but apparently, people enjoy it because "you get the thrill of an outdoor activity while getting some stupid shirt ironed".
3) Buzkashi: Just an FYI i'm not saying these sports are bad, more like pointless. I mean all sports are pointless, but it's just....speechlessness. WHO INVENTED SOME OF THESE. Buzkashi is the national sport of Afghanistan, which first of all I didn't know you could have a national sport and second of all, I don't know why they picked this sport. This sport involves two teams of five riding on horseback trying to get a dead body onto there side. No further information needs to be said. I've been enlightened.
4) Wife-carrying: Ummm. This was created in Finland and you (has to be male) carry a female across a obstacle course and aim for the fastest time... Wait a minute, what happens if you don't have a wife. Oof.
5) Bossaball: Okay this isn't that weird, but it's pretty interesting to see it come together. It consists of football, gymnastics and volleyball. Two teams are on trampolines and do a bunch of tricks and stuff while playing volleyball and using the components of football. I honestly think it's pretty boring though. No offense. I just watched a highlights video of the world cup for Bossball. Literally people jumping on trampolines and playing volleyball casually. Wasn't competitive or anything.
6) Zorbing: I thought this was just for fun, BUT NO, someone made it into a sport. You're in a orb racing someone else down a hill. No more. Search it up.
Honorable Mentions:
1. Sepaktakraw - Foot volleyball
2. Unicycle hockey - Hockey on Unicycles
1) Cheese Rolling: You literally roll cheese and people chase after it. A lot of people get hurt. Duhh. This event usually takes place at Cooper's Hill, Gloucester, UK. Honestly, it's a cringe, wtf, bruh, how does that even happen type of sport. The hill is pretty steep and when people run down to try and be first they usually do a bunch of front flips and stupid stuff. This one guy literally had his whole knee scraped from running down a hill. Bruh.
2) Extreme Ironing: AGAIN Weird, but obviously because this post is called "Weird Sports". Basically, you take your ironing boards to stupid places, for example on top of a cliff, and start to iron clothes on there. Stupid, but apparently, people enjoy it because "you get the thrill of an outdoor activity while getting some stupid shirt ironed".
3) Buzkashi: Just an FYI i'm not saying these sports are bad, more like pointless. I mean all sports are pointless, but it's just....speechlessness. WHO INVENTED SOME OF THESE. Buzkashi is the national sport of Afghanistan, which first of all I didn't know you could have a national sport and second of all, I don't know why they picked this sport. This sport involves two teams of five riding on horseback trying to get a dead body onto there side. No further information needs to be said. I've been enlightened.
4) Wife-carrying: Ummm. This was created in Finland and you (has to be male) carry a female across a obstacle course and aim for the fastest time... Wait a minute, what happens if you don't have a wife. Oof.
5) Bossaball: Okay this isn't that weird, but it's pretty interesting to see it come together. It consists of football, gymnastics and volleyball. Two teams are on trampolines and do a bunch of tricks and stuff while playing volleyball and using the components of football. I honestly think it's pretty boring though. No offense. I just watched a highlights video of the world cup for Bossball. Literally people jumping on trampolines and playing volleyball casually. Wasn't competitive or anything.
6) Zorbing: I thought this was just for fun, BUT NO, someone made it into a sport. You're in a orb racing someone else down a hill. No more. Search it up.
Honorable Mentions:
1. Sepaktakraw - Foot volleyball
2. Unicycle hockey - Hockey on Unicycles
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