Avocado Eats - Pork Blood

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Helloz. Late post again lol. Today I am going to says about things that I eat that are weird. PORK BLOOD. AAAAAAAAAAAA, but wait you may be thinking. How do you EAT pork blood, don't you drink it? Well, duh, but these are special things.

Location: Little Dipper
Price: It's a buffet so its 14 bucks or 20 bucks for everything
Rating 6/10

It's sometime near Christmas and my family is with another family so we can eat at Little Dipper, then see some lights. We look at the menu and just order around ten plates of meat and like one plate of vegetables since there was a kids table and an adults table. I also got a lot of fish balls and baby corn. Fast forward an hour or so.

"WHAT'S THIS THING CALLED PORK BLOOD" - someone

"I DUNNO, WHY DON'T YOU GET IT?" - me

" HAHAHAHHA, no u"

"no u" - me

"no u" - someone else
(5 min later)

"I'll get it" - me

"wait really?"

"yeaappp" - me

(5 min after looking for a waiter)

"what's pork blood" - someone

"Pork blood is blood clots of pig"

"What" - someone else

"We serve them in cubes"

"What the..." - me
(5 min later of sweating and waiting)

Brings out cubes:
(Insert Picture Here)

"It's still cold" - me

"THEN PUT IT IN THE POT STUPID" - jk lol

*sniff* "I can't smell anything" - me

"CAN u juST FrEkAkin G EaT IT" - some ppl

"yea ok" - me

*cuts in half*
*cuts in half again*
*cuts in half again*
DO the math....1/8 of the cube.

"EaAT It PlEASE It aiN't GoNna KiLL yA" - someone

"why don't you eat it?" - me

"...." - someone

Yea so this was basically what happened and I don't feel like typing the rest out... in quotations. So i'll just say what happened. I couldn't grab the cube out of the pot for a while because I'm bad with chopsticks. I finally get it out and just put it in my mouth. It tasted like eggs. So I ate another piece, but then my parents said to stop because it probably isn't good for me.

Yep, it was okey for a while until around 1-2 hours later.

*Looking at Christmas lights*

*grumble grumble*

"ooof. my stomach hurts" - me

"breh" - brother

"it's the pork blood" - me

"lolololololololololololol" - everyone else besides me

Lesson learned. Don't eat pork blood, because they have eggs on the menu. Now i'm gonna start paying attention in class. Trail of Tears rip. okAZy, buh baiz



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