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Game Plan to Ace my Finals.

Don't worry I didn't forget to post. So, finals be coming up this week and I'm getting really stressed. BUT, I have a game plan to ace my finals, and posting on my blog isn't helping. List of Finals: - History Final (U.S. History) - Spanish Finals (Culture and regular spanish) - Math Finals (4 days of torture) - Science Final (Health) HISTORY FINAL I have a study guide that's five pages right now. My teacher is letting us write whatever we want on a tissue box that we can use during the final (handwritten). A couple of things need to happen. 1) A light-colored tissue box so it's easier to see 2) Make each side of the box a different unit so it's easier to find something I'm looking for. 3) SMALL writing. If possible, I want to paste paper on to the tissue box so it's easier to write on. SPANISH FINAL This is the final i'm most nervous about since I suck at Spanish. So uhhhhh plan is to like uhhhhhhhhh.... 1) Grind 2 hrs Spanish ev

Wassup guys, it's time for another short period of consistency.

Hello hello. I feel like I say that too much. I am going to be back, but I will only have (hopefully) 2-3 posts for at least this month. School almost over so I need to like, FOCUS on my work and concentrate. Nobody reads this. I think, BUT for those dedicated people to my blog (probably nobody), THANK YOU, AND BEFORE YOU ASK... No this does not count as one of my 2-3 posts. So I will have 2-3 ADDITIONAL posts. *oohs and ahhs* Thank you, thank you. *bow* Yes, of course, I literally have like, no clue what to post, but I ALWAYS (yes always) FIND A WAY TO POST SOMETHING. So be on the lookout because i'm also gonna tell people when I post (probably). AND GUESS WHAT... I'm gonna hopefully be consistent, but then i'm going on a half-vacation to San Diego and Mexico on the very start of summer. It's half because I go there for a week or so and then I have to go to my cousin's graduation for about...one evening. So six days of vacation or something like that

Avocado Eats - Pork Blood

Helloz. Late post again lol. Today I am going to says about things that I eat that are weird. PORK BLOOD. AAAAAAAAAAAA, but wait you may be thinking. How do you EAT pork blood, don't you drink it? Well, duh, but these are special things. Location: Little Dipper Price: It's a buffet so its 14 bucks or 20 bucks for everything Rating 6/10 It's sometime near Christmas and my family is with another family so we can eat at Little Dipper, then see some lights. We look at the menu and just order around ten plates of meat and like one plate of vegetables since there was a kids table and an adults table. I also got a lot of fish balls and baby corn. Fast forward an hour or so. "WHAT'S THIS THING CALLED PORK BLOOD" - someone "I DUNNO, WHY DON'T YOU GET IT?" - me " HAHAHAHHA, no u" "no u" - me "no u" - someone else (5 min later) "I'll get it" - me "wait really?" "yeaappp"

NBA 2019

Hi guys welcome back to official reviews. Where everything  is official. yeayaeayeya i didn't post last week or this sunday. This took me a long time so respect me. Lettuce get on ma duudes. SO BREAKING NEWS. BUCKS AND WARRIORS IN FINALS. I'M CALLING IT. k, that's out. Teams that will for sure  make playoffs: East: - Bucks - Raptors -76ers -Pacers -Celtics - Nets (on a good streak) West - Warriors - Nuggets - Rockets - Thunder - Spurs (on a good streak) First Round I think the Bucks and Warriors will have no problem first round. Raptors are gonna lose one game, but will win 76ers and Nuggets are gonna be just there, they'll win, but nobody will care. Pacers and Celtics will put up good fights, but lose cus they doo doo Rockets and Thunder are hard to say. One of the teams are gonna win, but the other is barely gonna win/lose Spurs and Nets are doing good for now, but you don't know what will happen. wizwiz? Conference Semifinals Bucks n

#2 - Embedding Relevant Videos

Since this blog is called avocado squad, I think random videos about avocados would be stupid. So, i'm just putting some funny videos (that are funny to me at least). And review them. Clap clap video review. Avocado Carvings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWyXxnWTmBI  - Snorlax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0rBpFzx0C8  - Chansey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lalbQRtyaPM  - Pikachu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a-RpDD66tY  - Gastly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQbddP0eG_w  - Tangela Avocado ASMR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XT1VEoZioo Avocado Art https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRofXXOA8pE  - Avocado Rose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq-aJToLkRI  - Avocado Lotus Flower Avocado Kid (vines) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X3X8hQVbHs Avocado Foods https://www.isabeleats.com/avocado-ice-cream/  - Avocado Ice Cream Okayz baiz

The Supreme Sport(pt 2)

More sports=More Time=More to brag about. In my early years of my life, I did Tennis and Soccer. I've also done swimming for a while now, but of course I suck. I want to do some chill sport like ping-pong, but I also want to do track, but I don't like to sweat. Let's begin... I am writing in paragraphs btw because I said I would. Tennis is a sport which I thought "Eh, I could do this". When I was young I took lessons for a year or so. I couldn't aim. I still can't. Right now, I try to play tennis every weekend (at least once) and GEEZ BACKHAND IS HARD. I've hit the ball out of the court a ton and....yeaaaa that didn't turn out really well. I'm gonna TRY to make the tennis team in high school, but apparently there's only one tennis team for the school. THEREFORE, I GOTTA GO GOD MODE. dabbbbbbbbbbbbb also this is the last post with bad content. dabbbbbb jk all my posts are bad. SOCCER IS POPULAR BUT HURTS. Or at least from when I p

Weird Sports

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Sorry for the late post I got lazy, but i'll try to make it up. I said try btw. This is an OFFICIAL review of sports, because i'm super official. Also, I need to stop writing in lists. I will write paragraphs instead of lists. *dab* STartING NExT POST!!!!*dabs again*. Anywayz, LeT'S GeT On! 1) Cheese Rolling: You literally roll cheese and people chase after it. A lot of people get hurt. Duhh. This event usually takes place at Cooper's Hill, Gloucester, UK. Honestly, it's a cringe, wtf, bruh, how does that even happen type of sport. The hill is pretty steep and when people run down to try and be first they usually do a bunch of front flips and stupid stuff. This one guy literally had his whole knee scraped from running down a hill. Bruh. 2) Extreme Ironing: AGAIN Weird, but obviously because this post is called "Weird Sports". Basically, you take your ironing boards to stupid places, for example on top of a cliff, and start to iron clothes on there. Stu

The Supreme Sport(pt 1)

FIRST, thanks Tony for the name idea "The Supreme Sport(Court)", get it? SECOND, I suck at sports and i'm serious about this. I haven't done a single sport for a long period of time. I've either quit (which I regret) or I just don't do it (which I want to do badly). This is dos parts since i've done around maybe two sports (on a team/competitively). WOW. THAT'S A LOT OF ATHLETICISM YOU GOT THERE. Ikr. I'm cool; But to make this a longer post and for me to have more stuff to post, i'm posting ALLLLLL of my sports i've done and why I hate them or like them or want to do them. Anyway, let's begin 1) Baseball - Here are some things you need to know before you continue. The league goes by age groups (usually). This is the order: Farm, Single A, Double A, Triple A, Majors. I started at around 3rd grade, but i'm the oldest in my family so my parents didn't know that you start at 1st or 2nd grade. So, i'm this really tall dude on

#1 - How I Started My Career

Most successful  (or at least decent) blogger, youtuber, etc. doesn't post almost everyday. I'm just lazy. Luckily, I have a committed fan (thanks Wilson), but IDK maybe some people check my blog but just see that I only have one post. WELL, I changed my layout so you can see that I do update (if anyone reads my blog lol) I say this because when someone told me I don't update, I told them to go to my blog's link. They went to it and only saw my featured post (my 1st post). I'm like breh. I scroll down a little further and then they go OOOHHHH. -_- Let's get on to the post. I can't keep thinking about post so I searched up things to post on your blog and a list of 189 things showed up. You don't say... 189 blog posts later... heh heh. This will make my life easier, but I'll try to post on my own and use my own ideas as much as possible. Also, after reading some of these blog post ideas, I realised. Wow. I'm pretty sure they're assuming I wo

Awkward Level 1000

Don't you hate it when you do something that makes your face turn red? Or you're that type of kid that doesn't care at all. yea. well. Here are some real life situations that happened... 1. History game with headphones - In history, we're playing a game which represents you as a president and you making important decisions during your term. You can wear headphones if you want, but most people didn't. I'm playing the game and out of no where my table mate just yells. "HEY JOSH WHAT'S YOUR APPROVAL RATING"...."dude you're being so loud, quiet down"....."WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU". At this point half the class is just staring at him, so he realizes he's being hecka loud and takes off his headphones to say "hey josh what's your approval rating" -_- bruh 2. Yard duties getting mad because we aren't picking up trash - This boi.  Doesn't care about anything. Except for games. We are finishing up lunch

New Years be like...

Happy New Year...7 days ago lol SO New Years Resolutions eh? I have lots of those....not that I plan to keep them or anything but ANYWAY. Let's get on to some of my New Year's resolutions and how I plan  try to plan to keep them. 1. Posting weekly on blog 2. Less time on computer - To try and do this, uhhhhh..........let's come back to that 3. Game less, Exercise more - I don't game a ton, but I need to get outside more and be active, rather than sitting down and facing my computer all day. SO, for every minute I game, is every push up I have to do. YEAH, cause I hate push ups. 2 birds with 1 stone. Pro gamer and abs. *dab* 4. Getting work done early - THIS IS A HARD ONE...BUT...I THINK I CAN. So, let's seeeeeeeee. For this one I can do work without going off topic and do other things like blogging...and chatting...and lots of other things. Yeap, this is probably gonna fail. 5. Practicing Instruments and languages - I play trumpet and piano. I tak