The Struggles of Asian Grandparents

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Hellos, recently, my grandparents came over to our house...and...well....you could say it was a "struggle" Here is: The Struggles of Asian Grandparents

Grandma: What are you doing?
Brother: Practicing for a speech
Grandma: Speech to me ( not a typo)

Grandma: Can you help me get napkin?
*gets napkins*
Grandma: Throw this away too
*throws away*
Grandma: Why are you getting up and down to do your homework? You need to finish your homework.

*plays wii intro*
Brother: Do you recognize this song?
Grandma: Yea....
Brother: It's the Wii Song
Grandma: YEA, I know dat (like duhh totally)

***Five minutes later***
Grandma: Did you finish your homework?
Me: No.... I just started (sry, I can't finish my homework in 5 minutes)

Grandma: Why you hold your pencil like that? It'll make you tired.
Me:...k
*changes pencil form to make bad handwriting worse*

Grandma: You should change your house to look decorated like mine
*thinks about what her house looks like*
**a wreath on their door....and.....uhhhh....their house is clean???**
Me: Yea we should.....

Grandma: *In middle of conversation*
Brother: *Goes upstairs to get something and comes back down*
Grandma: NATHAN PAO DIAO LE (my pinyin is trash)
Brother: okey.....

Dad: *plays video of me playing trumpet*
Grandma: Where is he?
Dad: He's the short kid
Grandma: HiM?
Dad: ...He's InDIaN
Grandma: Oh
Grandpa: Okay, thanks, okay, okay bye bye
(the video JUsT staRted, WhY Are YU LeavIng AlreADy)
So according to my dad, my grandma said I play saxophone and i'm indian....so...yea

Brother: Do you wanna see our Christmas card?
Grandpa: MmmMMmMmMmMm
Me: *cracking up inside*

Me: What does this say?
Image result for gucci

Grandma: goo she

Also, I have a question for you.
Chipotle
Grandma: Ship-pol-a
Cousin: Shi-pot-el


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